Monday, February 16, 2009

mmm

mmm im drinking my bottle of tamara oztralian wine that was 7 DOLLLARRSS!!!!!!!$$$$$$$

Sunday, February 15, 2009

monicer the movie star

i think monicer is going to be werking in holiwood when she is oldah since she is soh beutiful and pritti , i hope she will win an oscah prize. monicer does such good acting espically in karawry west school productshon she played a tree and mad wisling noyses for her speeking line

lucky weekend

i am hafing a ghood wheekend because i ahm mheeting a lot of nice peeple its even better than gettikng my carr towed away ... those fucking sick rudeys who did it

What a good non sicko

today on facebook i met this lovely man from ukraine in middle east called Chris and hes very lovely and exy buti not a sexy as goerge(dont perve bloody sikohs dont be rude) and he thinks im sexy and im very proud, he alsomplays taxas holdem which is very lucky but anyway i have to get serar to bed she put to much fucking shuger in ehr milo again fucjking rude shithead ive got to go put her and her sicko brother jeremy to bed, night follwerxxxz

Saturday, February 14, 2009

im so proud of monicer

i am so proud of monicer helping me with searer and jeramy when i haf to fix the bloddy bench who do those rudey people think they are giving me someting faulty in my mansion house. monicer is so hellpfal to me and she goes and gets the rubbsih bhin that blhoes away a lot down to richy karawary where those fucking sick peepill live. monnicer even goes looking for cahat in the rain even noe she does not hafv a rhain coet. monicer is just so lucky to hafv a place in a very good scool wellington hii is a very good school because monicer goes to it but i dont know why rudeys go to it but monicer does soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo well there she gets 97% in her creditz witch means she is good , but also i was so happy monicer got into the smart class for gifted childrin which is life skills and monique amd james ferrege(who i hopes marries monicer wen shes older ) im so proud of monicer for not putting uo with rudeys at her school they just fuck me off that they are sickos all the time witht here sly words and there really really richy things like from jay jays and helensteins which are both very expensive shops that i would neveh shop at because evreeone is just ssuch a rudey sicko there , i am thinking abou geting monicer a treat , those active intent sweat pants that she reli wanted when we went o the weerhouse

the new deaL SICKOS

so i was makin monicer jeremay and sereh thea dinnear last nite when my sicko rudie expansive benhch gave me a rudie elctrik shock so dis morning coz its all luk you no oh seerreh stop wertting the bed you bootiful so i caled newz talk zb anot my bench asnd they said the bloody rudies thati had no rudie stupit earth kin my mansion so the rudies are stupitly bloody evicting us stupit gaybos no understandn i jus dnt wantr my bench to serahhh wet herself be rite back soon stupits i am so stress but im so happy my kids are so bootful fucking rudie suickos looks like i am being stupit kikcd out today so might not be able to stupit gay bloody rudie go on line stupit piza face new talk zB sicko rudies but we such a lovely familyy i knoe we can get thru this together and to al u stupit sicko rudies go shove a creme pie up your bum rudies

look, heres the deals sickos

so i am reraly stresd toda and this is my new way of realasing it online. it is going dam fine if you rudies ask me, well any way sareh got stupit sick today and its naerli okay becaus shes bortiful but the docrtoers were such a stupit sicko rudies and they didn t understnd im poor and cudnt pay this wek but maybe i could pay the stupit doctors a dolar a week til nxt xmas coz thats al the rudies deserv from a butifol mum like me, silly sickos they said sarehs sick but they ARE THE SICKOS NOT MY BOOTIFUL SAREH so i ran owt and forgot the thing for the chemist fucking rduie gaybo i no he was gay and then i had to ge bootiful jeremy cuz he was so skiny from being sick all niugh t to clime thru the windoe and stel it back stupit rudies stealin mi pece of pappa. i wen tro chemist and th fucking rudies stupit so i yelled You rancid piece of monkey pukee at them and they said back that im a stain on society im so angry at those rudies so i think they just jelous my sareh so bootiful so i stoled the thrush medicene and bootfil sareh said get stuffed you bong eyed fruitcak and ran off. fucking rudies.

Friday, February 13, 2009

what i did today

well jeremy was throwing up at 5 am because some rudey indian boy gave him some cake since it was his birthday yestaday and that stupit indian had done something it to it to make my jeremy i dont need these sick indian people poisioning my childs food they can just bug off back on there waka (an indian boat) but i might give them a dollar since india is a long way a way near greenland, so i had to clean jeremys vomit up and serear got a bit exsited and pissed her bed. so i got monicer to clean it up and then go look for the recylcling bin and then steal someones newspaper from down on the main richy part of karawry those bloody richys can buy a new one. i looked at the piktures in the paper and at the bahgins at the weerhouse . they have raydeos on sale a brand coaaled transonic ad one called phillips and they have pegs for a washing line on sale two and some nice aligator and panda soft thoys that mmonicer and searer and jeramy mite like. so we left ahbout 9 oh clock to go to the warehouse near monicers scool. wen we got theh theh wer a lot of peepill trying to find a parking sphot . i found a sphot afta 20 mins that sehed staff only which i think that means i can park there. we went inside tot eh warehouse and searear and jermay went off to playh hide and seek which pissed me off because they were very noise so i smacked both of them and told them to get better or id stranlge them. i was also very angry because monicer wanted these very expensive track pants that were just whay to richh they were a brand callid active intent i refused to buy them b. i ghot my radio and pehegs then boguht them at the scheck outs jeremy ad searer whanted to geta chocolate bar jeramy wouldnt put it back wehn i sahed no so i had to strangle him a bit and smack his bum with bear skin . monicer was good so i bought her a saugsage from the saugasage sizzile outside but the fucking rudey sicko shit face put mustard on it so it was whay to spicey for monicer. we couldnt find the car so i got really angry and went back into the weerhouse and said LOOK Rudey stop playing tricks on me where is my car , they told me it had been towed away and that id have to pay 240 dollanhs for it THOSE FUCKING RUDEYS SHITHEAD STUPITS THEY FUCIIKNG TOWED MY CAR SHIT HEADS RUDEYS SICKO SICK PEOPLE WITH THERE SLY WORDS THEY DONT NEED TO BE IN MMY LIFE . SO I HAD TO BUS HOME AND SAY THAT WE WHERE UNDAH 5 BUT THE DRIVER DId not beleeheeve me and told me to get off i just yelled rudey rudey rudey rudey at him so we whooalked home in the rhain today i met a lot of fhucking shit heads

fucking sickos

this fucking sicko natasha who lives down the rad bloodey screamed at my daughter monicer when she was picking up the stupit recycling bin whn i flew dow the street what a fucking sicko, i hate this stupit girl.

shitty toilets

well i went to ths rudy store called cheap china and i bort this flashy toiet but the rudies diddnt tel me i wud nee to hook it up to the pipes and my lovely daughter monicer sat on it and all her shit went on the vinyl floor i wa so sad but if those shithead rudy sickos didt be so stupit and nt tell me about the sicko rudy prblems then my flor wudnt look like pumpkin soup sickos i am so mad you stupit losrs then also me and monicer walked down to geta movie ad hiar a ps1 for my othr beutfils daughta berfiday and the not have them anmre i wa so upst i cryd and some rudie looked ant me funn nd called me stupit what a sicko rudi phne is wringineg i think it my sexy bf from the oter place i cant rem,ember but why would you wont to knw rdie stpit gayo me and monigar sick of you noo sarah too much suger opp i typed what im sayen i have to go but thank you to all my fans that arnt rudie sickos that reaD THIs all tjhetime . ps should i get a nw job pshing trollies at the werehouzeor world supermarket hard desion stupit labor nt givven me mney stupit sikcos

Fucking expensive shits

bloodey hell all these slick people fucking tricking me with their sly words expensive food auckland treeats me better, they try scam me but i know what who they really are stupit sickos trying to trick me

monicer coli

im am very proud of my daughter for dying her hair with this really good dye called janola it has worked really well and made monicer a very pretty girl

these sickos

telestra clear are such sickos now because they used to charge me $10 for my internet but now telstra with therr sly words charge me $10.90 theyre such rudeys i dont need them in my life! fucking sickos!
and they said i was on the internet to long last month so they charged me an extra $12!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Rudeys these days

“ You shut the hell up Sarah I’m on the phone” Life with three children is difficult. Did I make the write decision on having three kids all on my own, and because of that bloddy rudey I have to bring them up. Its all his fault. When I look back I see myself in my mothers position having to bring up all of us kids in such a big household. I really do remember all the memories I have of our family together me my mum and dad and by two sisters Beverly and Lucy.I do have one memory that stands out it was the time when our family drove to the beach in our flash van that my dad had on loan with 24 % interest. I ran to my room and got my doll that I called moniker .She was so pretty she had long blonde tangled stringy hair that brused up against my cheek. My Dad screamed at me hurry up you stupit hurry up I want to get going to the beach since theyre giving away free lemonade popisicles. WE all piled into the car with our towels and togs. I clutched monica as we sped onto the busy Auckland motorway I heard a big whack and a crash, some fucking sicko had rammed his car into us. The windows cracked and my sister and my mother screamed. I didn’t hear dad I couldn’t see dad. I screamed for him over and over and over and over and over and over again but I couldn’t hear a reply so I screamed over and over and over again for him. I saw him lying motionless on the road I sat there screaming rudey at the person behind us. I will never forget the day my fucking sick father died. That’s why lemonade popsicles are such special monumental things to me.I am such a brainy person but no one understands me at all it just makes me want to kill all those sick rudeys that say im not. I’m smart and I’m pretty and I know most things I just don’t understand it ! but then I met george a really sexy guy who is one of my best friends I met him on facebook. He told me that I was smart and I was pretty and was really good at texas hold em. He was not a rudey at all and defineatly not a sicko.He is tanned and has longish brown hair that goes down to his strong sexy shoulders. I want to meet george so much like a massive urge that I could get rid of my three children.,I love him so much but I know that I cant afford to go to Belgium.

If only I still I had my monica doll she could help me out through these tough situations. I actually have my real ownmonica doll now , my fifteen your old talented daughter she keeps me away from all those retardit shit heads that try to rape me and hurt me.Monica is a very special girl because she is the only one of my children that is not retardit or stupit. I rememeber the first day I took monica to school she looked so mature and big. I took her into her year 1 class and sat her down with a very nice looking girl called Monique I sat with her everyday in class because otherwise she would cry I also had my other daughter Sarah with me too who never stoped crying. I helped monica sing her ABC which monica couldn’t say she just stumbled and said BBBB CCC AAAAAAA. At lunchtime I watched her play with Monique and make cakes and biscuits out of sand at the karori west school sandpit . Then monica my beautiful beautiful daughter would run to her bag and would get her yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy lunch a big peanut butter sandwich and a very expensive biscuit that was in cupon key savings at new world.

Monique is a very caring friend for monica even these days. Shes the prettiest thing and so nice to. But when monica went to wellington she met a lot of fucking rudeys who were such shit heads to her those fucking rudeys. Like this fucking sick bitch called Kimberly slater who was just such a fucking rude shit to monica, though her brother was quite sexy. But Kimberly was such a rude shit faced stupid she was so fucking rude to monic er my daughter. I want to stragle that fucking sick bitch for saying bad things I hate her so much fucking rudey sickoo fat bitch. Strangling kids is a good technique to get kids to stop doing something I strangle my kids all the time it’s a great parenting technique to stop your kids turning in rich rudeys. I strangled a kid once at sarahs school for teasing her about her wetting the bed problem I hated that fucking rudey cunt so I went to school and went up to them and said who the fuck are you to tease my daughter you jealous copy cat and then went up to him and stragled him it taught him a good lesson.

Anyway the people at monicas school are such fucking rudeys I hate them so much espically and one ugly asian one and a richy one that comes from germani which I think is somewhere in south America but anyway therye such rudeys to monica they tease her everyday even from day one but not the asian one because I think she just moved here , bloody illegal immigrant his parents probably cook chinese food and sushi and rice all day.. they were somean to monica and took pictures of her and said that monica stole there stuff when she didn’t and monica even found a sock and some facewash on camp. But then those rudeys started to be mean to monica last year they came to my house and yelled out for monica to come to a sleep over and they would not leave so they sat outside and ate some salt and vinegar chippies which those sickos left all over the ground outside and listened to some milo sirrus on some rude richey phone so I went outside and told those rude shit heads to bugger off and that moniker does not want to hang out with tramps. So they went away. But then a few weeks later the ugly asian one commented on my facebook friends for sale saying I was ugly now who does that fucking ching chong sicko think she is to call me ugly I am actually very pretty and so is my daughter then these to other fucking rudeys come along and defend there fucking ugly sicko ching chong friend lady from vietnam so I just blocked them because they are a bunch of rudeys!

And I don’t like them and they should be banned from facebook forever and ever because they are such sickys. Who need to be taught a lesson that will make them not sickos.These bloodey sickos will lear to bugger off out of my life because this book is going to make them look like shit ao thewre. I don’t tolerate shit heads in my life and I have them exactly whre I want them. This book is going to get published and moniker and me don’t like them so they can go away because I don’t need them and I can press redial and tralk to the stupit mother of this ching chong shitface who calls me about a fucking facebook that the rudeys mad when they didn’t even write nice things about me the wrote it rude and evemn tb hough 5 percent was true they didn’t put nice thing in because they are fuck,ing rudeys.

is th rudest because he came up to my door and knocked and thinks I need support b ut that rudey can fuck ff because hes a shit head. I don’t fuicking need these shit heads in my life bcause gorje told me he would visit me and so I don’t fucking nee them. And when I bloodey called the hope center they told me nothing about these rats so im goping back to life because theya right where I want them. And just becoz monica is a good reader they shouldnt be mean to her who are they to do this they are just stupit jealous copy cats. Serar is also a bad child as she is a shithead sometimes and puts 2 much sugar in her drink which is very very very unhealthy so I don’t want rto enkuorage her to be such a rudey otherwise she wont get to work for.


I am going to show you my cv which i will post here beause im going to get a job as a techie.

Katherine Corliss

My name is Katherine. I am 44 years young. I live in karori west. I like being around children and helping childrean have fun. I am very wel mannered and have done a degree in computers studies. I did not pass as it was the tutors fault he said “ I was to good and I had to go to the advanced course this was not aceptable I wanted in the beginners class. But anway I am looking for some work because I need to support myself as a single mother. In the day time I play texas hold em on facebook and facebook people. I went to school until I was 16 I dropped out because I had a headache that made me not want to do my work. It was all the headaches fault because otherwise I would have gone to school. I have written a book but no one has read it because I cant edit properly but my friend george in Belgium who is very respectful has looked over it and said it was very good I want a job so I can afford broadband internet and new couches. Please take my c.v into consideration and consider me for the job. I resepect people lots and I am good at manging them I am espically good at computers even though I failed my course.



Yours truly,



Katherine Corliss



P.s I admire the Christian and I have sister who lives in a mansion, also my daughter gets 97% credits at her school.